I woke up this morning with a feeling of dread.
I found Henry’s rectum was glued to my head.
It wasn’t his usual choice of repose.
The artful arrangement, his torso, my nose.
I wont be surprised if I break out in a sty.
Due to new sleeping habits, his anus, my eye.
I hope he goes back to his chest, my ear.
My armpit is willing to snuggle his rear.
The first light of day is now up my cats butt.
In considering trading him in for a mutt.
I love little Henry with all of my heart.
I'm ever so grateful he cant pass a fart.
Kristi Smart
We are also lucky enough to have Kristy write for our Recipe Corner, where she always has a wonderful spin on every yummy concoction. Not only is she a gifted story teller, but a gifted seamstress as well. To view her eclectic and beautiful hand made coats and vests, visit ManicManx's Etsy Shop. MM, when is your first book of poetry coming out? Stay tuned.....
I found Henry’s rectum was glued to my head.
It wasn’t his usual choice of repose.
The artful arrangement, his torso, my nose.
I wont be surprised if I break out in a sty.
Due to new sleeping habits, his anus, my eye.
I hope he goes back to his chest, my ear.
My armpit is willing to snuggle his rear.
The first light of day is now up my cats butt.
In considering trading him in for a mutt.
I love little Henry with all of my heart.
I'm ever so grateful he cant pass a fart.
Kristi Smart
Henry, having a laugh. |
We are also lucky enough to have Kristy write for our Recipe Corner, where she always has a wonderful spin on every yummy concoction. Not only is she a gifted story teller, but a gifted seamstress as well. To view her eclectic and beautiful hand made coats and vests, visit ManicManx's Etsy Shop. MM, when is your first book of poetry coming out? Stay tuned.....
2 comments:
Cats can fart, you know... Kitty farts are usually memorable.
His brother farted. Henry NEVAH! Its is so beneath him.
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